MOOTD: Billion Dollar Blooms

Mystery outfit details: Black cap sleeve shift dress with gold hardware and pockets

Model’s own: DKNY black opaque tights (2014); Hermes scarf (birthday gift from Matt, 2007); Goodwill thrifted faux pearl strand (2009); Christian Louboutin Simple 85 pumps (2007); Apple Watch sport (Christmas gift from Matt, 2015)

It's a great problem to have, I know. But trying to figure out what to do with the $1.3 billion that I am going to win tomorrow night has been a real challenge. What's the problem, you ask? The problem is that $1.3 billion is A LOT of money, more money than I will ever need, more money than I can donate or spend in one lifetime. One billion dollars is enough money to guarantee that neither myself nor my children nor their children will ever have to work  -- EVER. That's the problem.

You see, it would be easy to allocate a measly $5, $10 or $25 Million dollars: Start a business. Invest in Fresh Crunch. Invest in real estate. Pay off all of our bills. Buy a bigger house inside the beltway. Basic shit, really. But $1.3 billion leaves me no reason to worry about ROI. All that’s left is my TRUTH. Do you feel me? So what the hell will I do with my hands when every feasible practical concern is eliminated from my life tomorrow night?

Flowers.

Lots and lots of flowers.

You’re all invited.

Image courtesy of waitingonmartha.com

Image courtesy of waitingonmartha.com